Review: GETEVEN

Review: GETEVEN

"Take off your clothes, leave your clothes on, get in the pool man. And look. This is what's happening." Join me, won't you, for a deep dive into the cinematic tide pool that is GETEVEN.
I've Something in common with Eric Idle.

I've Something in common with Eric Idle.

In Eric Idle's new autobiography, he mentions his dilemma of being connected to so many countries and yet being ashamed to commit to one. In much the same situation, I feel the same. I have reproduced the section below and it's so sad to see my pain echoed elsewhere:
Hands out of my Memory Jar.

Hands out of my Memory Jar.

I've a theory on why introverted, socially-underdeveloped people like myself find it so very hard to forget-or forgive-certain events and trespasses in their life and find them occupying too much mind-space. I think our memory jars are too empty. What does that mean? Read on~ (this sort of rambles)
On the Curious Comfort of having a Cold

On the Curious Comfort of having a Cold

​I am currently afflicted with a cold, chills and a fever, which happens to me from time to time. It makes me sleepy, weak, and even more irritable than usual, yet at the same time evokes a sense of comforting nostalgia within me that makes me smile..(!)
Shower Thoughts on Currency Transfer in the Age of the Beast

Shower Thoughts on Currency Transfer in the Age of the Beast

So, as I was showering this morning, as it always happens, I had a thought. No, not one of _those_. That was my _second_ thought. But I digress~ I had a thought about the quick transmission of American money and the destruction of paper cash society. Yay! Read on if you dare...
Talking to Cats - The Educated Stupid

Talking to Cats - The Educated Stupid

Wherein I examine human mental boundaries in the context of language and telepathically reaching out to house pets.
Best. Day. Ever.

Best. Day. Ever.

So, I'm a fan of One Piece. And a fan of "The Pirate Princess" WWE wrestler Kairi Sane. So I decided to put two and two together...
Dimensional Displacement - A primer

Dimensional Displacement - A primer

Click through to see my Infographic on Dimensional Displacement, the phenomenon that can explain why past actors are recast in Doctor Who
Godzilla vs Cyberking

Godzilla vs Cyberking

I was feeling a bit down so I asked for a Photoshop challenge. This is the result. Click on to see how it was made (roughly)
Loving the Pawn Star

Loving the Pawn Star

Because Xadium decided it would be amusing to threaten me with a Paisley / Chumlee of Pawn Stars fame pairing, I decided to envision this. (Click to see the horror)
Brexit: A Guide for Children (by Excelpope, Illustrated by me)

Brexit: A Guide for Children (by Excelpope, Illustrated by me)

Click inside to see~
[ More than ] Just a Children's Show~

[ More than ] Just a Children's Show~

The casting of the Thirteenth Doctor as female has led to a great deal of words being said across the Internet and the world about Doctor Who, and it has caused me to reflect, not on the decision--which I think is wholly right and proper--but on the general question of why something that happens in Doctor Who--a Children's Television programme--matters, and what its place in the world is. And why I revulse internally when I hear it referred to as one, even though that's exactly what it is. Why does the Programme mean so much to me?
We must be kind.

We must be kind.

Warning, this is a ramble about the world and politics and things. Stay away if you want.
Silly Theory: Bill is Susan! (Series 10 spoilers, obviously)

Silly Theory: Bill is Susan! (Series 10 spoilers, obviously)

Writing this now so I can either be supremely smarmy about it if I'm right, or I can laugh at myself horribly if I'm wrong. Mind you, I hate overly ambitious fan theories in New Who...
SaaS Sucks, shows Sakura, sadly.

SaaS Sucks, shows Sakura, sadly.

So I dumped hours of my life into playing a mobile game. Unlocked everything, got all the rewards... ...And then the game got unceremoniously shut down... Cue my outr
Virtual Unreality

Virtual Unreality

So, after having finally upgraded my Samsung Phone, I got a free Gear VR as a Pre-order Bonus. Yes! Virtual Reality in the palm of my hand. As a true geek, I was unreasonably excited for this. Who hasn't dreamed of donning a headset and physically entering Cyberspace? It's a Cyberpunk dream. I got the package yesterday, and quickly set it up. And then I was terrified. not because the content was scary... but because it was too good. I, for the first time, understood what the Luddites probably felt. Oblige me as I explain...
A View of the Stormfront

A View of the Stormfront

​So Many puns I could have used here. “Welcome to the WHITE House” or “It’s going to be a WHITE Christmas.” But I chose a NeoNazi one because it’s more thematically apt...
Drumpf uber alles

Drumpf uber alles

​So my latest pet theory of the moment is that Donald Trump is A Bond Villain.
What if…?

What if…?

WARNING - Mostly Nonsense ahead. “I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill truly realized that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is just another page in history, isn’t it? Will this be the end of *our* civilization? Turn the page.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
No I’m not dead, which never ceases to amaze me.

No I’m not dead, which never ceases to amaze me.

​These days I spend a great deal of time being a shoulder of support for my various friends, most of whom have varying degrees of suffering in their lives at any given time, as do we all. And I do my utmost to reassure them that they are not alone, that things will be fine, that they do not have to fall alone into a cold abyss. I try to be a sort of social support, if you will– which is hard, as I’m inherently introverted by nature...
A bloom fades in time

A bloom fades in time

​I look at these women making money doing cosplay shoots and selling photos of it, and...
Do it for (Her, Him, Them)

Do it for (Her, Him, Them)

You know, being young and free of responsibility and obligation is amazing. You don’t have to be beholden to anyone, and you are master of your own destiny. Then, adulthood, and relationships and connections....
IT'S A TRAP

IT'S A TRAP

I’m going to ask you all to indulge my whinging for a moment, because I think this is an important screed. I hate the new Sailor Moon based game “Moon Drops”.
Random Shower thought

Random Shower thought

​That game / anime whatever where girls are ships and people think about either fucking them or them fucking each other…
Why things don’t work out.

Why things don’t work out.

​“I’ll give you want you want the most,” she moaned huskily to the Time Lord, narrowing her violet eyes and unbuttoning the top two buttons of her tight blouse, revealing her ample chest. “Excellent,” he intoned, pulling out a dataPADD that had a 20 digit number glowing on its screen...
On Pronounciaton

On Pronounciaton

So it occurs to me that if one pronounces the name of popular tech blog “Gizmodo” the same way half the world pronounces the acronym “GIF”...
But who’s on the bottom?

But who’s on the bottom?

​You know… the Title of the Beatles’ song “Come Together” is innuendo-laden enough, but...
Miles Gives it to her straight

Miles Gives it to her straight

What it says on the tin
Hatsune Miku x Michael Jackson = A new world

Hatsune Miku x Michael Jackson = A new world

No, this isn’t a slashfic. Though now I’m pondering it… Consider Japan’s take on the virtual performer versus America's...
The horrific life of Mr. Hankey at 120 Backstreet

The horrific life of Mr. Hankey at 120 Backstreet

The Dark side of Holmes / Watson Slashfic NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
That'll leave a Hog wart~

That'll leave a Hog wart~

“Oh that wand wasn’t made out of petrified wood...
Ho Dear

Ho Dear

​The principal difficulty, as I see it, in penning a compelling and captivating erotic scene featuring Hodor is that there are only so many ways one can reliably relate the varying stages of Hodor’s ecstasy via dialogue. To wit:
Lord of the Flings

Lord of the Flings

​“Show me your Bobbit-Hole,” Randalf requested slowly. Rodo dropped his trousers, unsure of the Wizard’s reasoning.
What Price Beauty

What Price Beauty

​“I’m afraid I cannot compute,” Commander Robot protested. “Don’t worry,” Elder Space Captain declared with supreme gravitas. “We’re just ensuring that all your functions are thoroughly debugged."
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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I generate for Twitter.