From me to you, a remake of a bootleg Doctor Who shirt I saw with some extra touches.
(EDIT: Took this down - I based it on what I *thought* was a bootleg at the time, but it's not. It's a real shirt by Andy Drewz and I encourage everyone to buy it!
A hater of Active voice, Lady Peinforte is titled nobility of the nation of Sealand. Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, she has become horribly corrupted by the world, and is dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all". She ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.