Review: Chargeman Ken

Review: Chargeman Ken

Sometimes there are anime so bad you just have to see them for yourself. And then you wish you never had.
Diary of a Kamen Rider Noob II: Kamen Rider J

Diary of a Kamen Rider Noob II: Kamen Rider J

There's too much Kamen Rider to go around, so I'm jumping about. Something short this time, my thread on Kamen Rider J.
The Diary of a Kamen Rider Noob

The Diary of a Kamen Rider Noob

Join me for my off-the-cuff reaction to the first series of Kamen Rider, as a viewer who had only seen Gavv / Geats / Red Sun / Shin Kamen Rider beforehand
Review: Corbin Nash

Review: Corbin Nash

If I told you Corey Feldman, Malcom McDowell, and Rutger Hauer starred together in a vampire action film, you could be forgiven for becoming excited. After all, with stars of that calibre in a production, what could go wrong? Everything. That's what.
Diary of a Transformers n00b II: The Way to Japan

Diary of a Transformers n00b II: The Way to Japan

A little older, a little wiser, I dive into the deep end of Japanese G1 Transformers and come out scathed.
Pussy in Flashback

Pussy in Flashback

Wherein for my own pleasure and remembrance I go over my HOT TAKE reaction to the "Are you Being Served" reboot special from 2016. PLUS new Bonus material concerning AYBS remakes / spinoffs in America and Australia I learned about later!
Diary of a Transformers n00b

Diary of a Transformers n00b

In December 2021 I was introduced to the world of Transformers, which I had only known in passing and by osmosis. Collected herein for posterity is my collection of Twitter reaction threads to the entirety of Western G1 Transformers. I hope you will find them amusing.

"Joker" is nothing to Laugh about.

My hot take on Joker after having seen it. I think it does a disservice to the mentally ill / socially maladapted among us...
Review: GETEVEN

Review: GETEVEN

"Take off your clothes, leave your clothes on, get in the pool man. And look. This is what's happening." Join me, won't you, for a deep dive into the cinematic tide pool that is GETEVEN.
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~explanation~

I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.

I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.