Review: Corbin Nash
If I told you Corey Feldman, Malcom McDowell, and Rutger Hauer starred together in a vampire action film, you could be forgiven for becoming excited. After all, with stars of that calibre in a production, what could go wrong? Everything. That's what.
666 followers on Bluesky comic
A comic I made to celebrate reaching the 666 follower mark on Bluesky, which has me so incredibly chuffed.
Why does it always come to this?
Some art therapy I did to cope with the bullshit that was the result of 5 November 2024.
Diary of a Transformers n00b II: The Way to Japan
A little older, a little wiser, I dive into the deep end of Japanese G1 Transformers and come out scathed.
Auto-refreshing Bluesky Timeline (web)
Javascript code to auto-refresh the Bluesky timeline on the web client only when new content is available.
Pussy in Flashback
Wherein for my own pleasure and remembrance I go over my HOT TAKE reaction to the "Are you Being Served" reboot special from 2016. PLUS new Bonus material concerning AYBS remakes / spinoffs in America and Australia I learned about later!
Quick Story - What Fevered Imaginings There Be
A short tale of terror inspired by recent technological developments in AI.
Enjoy this Doctor Who Christmas present
From me to you, a remake of a bootleg Doctor Who shirt I saw with some extra touches.
Quick Story - A minute Miscalculation
A quick story based on a disturbing dream I had last night. Perfect for Hallowe'en.
Wherein I recount a strange dream I had last night.
I recount an odd dream-tale involving my husbando, a famous Youtuber, the property of a famous professional wrestler, Max von Sydow and eldritch creatures. It is less interesting than that description would lead one to believe.
Diary of a Transformers n00b
In December 2021 I was introduced to the world of Transformers, which I had only known in passing and by osmosis. Collected herein for posterity is my collection of Twitter reaction threads to the entirety of Western G1 Transformers. I hope you will find them amusing.
BEHOLD! THE SINGULARITY
So I decided to combine the various forces of my mobile's autocomplete, a GPT-2 Text generator, and CrAIyon (neé Dall-E Mini) to make a short story. A VERY short "story". This is what was created.
What words cloud within one's mind?
A short NOT AT ALL BIOGRAPHICAL FIC based on a word cloud based on my Twitter. Any tangential resemblance to reality will be strenuously denied.
Late Night New-Age Rambling
Just a load of hypothetical non-scientific paranormal musing. Feel free to ignore.
Fun with joom.com
Inspired by one of Ashens' videos I went to Joom.com and looked up some items. This is the result.
Make Discord @#$@#$ing Narrower
For my reference, mainly. How to make the Discord Chat window resizable beyond what Discord thinks is right for you.
Review: GETEVEN
"Take off your clothes, leave your clothes on, get in the pool man. And look. This is what's happening." Join me, won't you, for a deep dive into the cinematic tide pool that is GETEVEN.
Brexit: A Guide for Children (by Excelpope, Illustrated by me)
Click inside to see~
Silly Theory: Bill is Susan! (Series 10 spoilers, obviously)
Writing this now so I can either be supremely smarmy about it if I'm right, or I can laugh at myself horribly if I'm wrong. Mind you, I hate overly ambitious fan theories in New Who...
Drumpf uber alles
So my latest pet theory of the moment is that Donald Trump is A Bond Villain.
What if…?
WARNING - Mostly Nonsense ahead. “I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill truly realized that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is just another page in history, isn’t it? Will this be the end of *our* civilization? Turn the page.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Random Shower thought
That game / anime whatever where girls are ships and people think about either fucking them or them fucking each other…
Why things don’t work out.
“I’ll give you want you want the most,” she moaned huskily to the Time Lord, narrowing her violet eyes and unbuttoning the top two buttons of her tight blouse, revealing her ample chest. “Excellent,” he intoned, pulling out a dataPADD that had a 20 digit number glowing on its screen...
On Pronounciaton
So it occurs to me that if one pronounces the name of popular tech blog “Gizmodo” the same way half the world pronounces the acronym “GIF”...
Miles Gives it to her straight
What it says on the tin
~explanation~
I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.
In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.
I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.