Fun with

Fun with

Inspired by one of Ashens' Videos I went to and looked up some items. This is the result. (I'm using the American site because interestingly some of the funnier items are not on the UK localised version) 

I started with the Search Term "England": This appeared. 

I can now be the height of 1920s fashion on the beach? 

Then I saw this: 

A frankly terrifying rendition of Princess Diana, probably made of gilded lead. As toxic to us as the Paparazzi was to her. 

then this: 

One - this is not a cartoon. 

Two - this is not Harajuku style OR "Kawaii" (cute)

Three - That is the largest baby I have ever seen wearing that shirt. 

THEN I was offered this "fat woman dress" 

I feel attacked. 

I could be a "Bear leader." Is that like the Pied Piper of Hamlin but with bears? 

Oh god this was a related purchase: 

"Drilling could shoulder?" Is that supposed to mean it's the provocative dress you wear to give the cold shoulder to men interested in "drilling" you? 

This site really is a thing of wonder. 

Paisley P. Peinforte

About Paisley P. Peinforte

Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, Paisley has become horribly corrupted by the world. She hates active voice and wished to god Twitter had an edit button but is now glad to be rid of that place. Dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all", she ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.

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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.

I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.