Sectional Relations
"It didn't matter, though. He was so Omega that even through the cheap business suit he knew his _presence_ would be felt. Like that Olympian on the high bar, he was gonna _smack_ that seat cushion." The tawdry love story of a man and his couch. Because it was asked for.
Needless Eroticisim #1 - DEMATERIALISATION
A short story about a Man and his Box.
The Timeless Irritation (DW Short)
An In Media Res quick fic simultaneously explaining, accepting and rejecting the shock of the Timeless Child all at once.
Doctor Who: Look upon my works and...
A small fanfic about a cursed book, a little girl, the Doctor and the power of words.
The Thalek Conspiracy
To work off my frustrations with idiots on both sides of the pond, one more #DoctorWho target cover filled with morons and capped off by not one, but TWO possible #AI generated explanations of what is happening. Not one of my WHOMances unless you count being in love with stupidity...
The Peinforte WHOmances: IDIC
The two most phallic characters in Doctor Who finally cross the streams...
The Peinforte WHOmances: Soothing the Savage Beast
More AI-Generated slash fun in the Whoniverse. This time: Worf and the Brigadier.
The Peinforte WHOmances: Hearts of Ice and Stone
So in an effort to reclaim the ostensible remit of my Twitter Account, I fed an #AI a #DoctorWho slashfic prompt and it filled out the rest. I then made a cover based on the result for what I have dubbed the first of the Target #Whomances - I give thee "Hearts of Ice and Stone"
Loving the Pawn Star
Because Xadium decided it would be amusing to threaten me with a Paisley / Chumlee of Pawn Stars fame pairing, I decided to envision this. (Click to see the horror)
The horrific life of Mr. Hankey at 120 Backstreet
The Dark side of Holmes / Watson Slashfic NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
That'll leave a Hog wart~
“Oh that wand wasn’t made out of petrified wood...
Lord of the Flings
“Show me your Bobbit-Hole,” Randalf requested slowly. Rodo dropped his trousers, unsure of the Wizard’s reasoning.
What Price Beauty
“I’m afraid I cannot compute,” Commander Robot protested. “Don’t worry,” Elder Space Captain declared with supreme gravitas. “We’re just ensuring that all your functions are thoroughly debugged."
~explanation~
I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.
In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.
I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.