The Thalek Conspiracy

The Thalek Conspiracy

To work off my frustrations with idiots on both sides of the pond, one more #DoctorWho target cover filled with morons and capped off by not one, but TWO possible #AI generated explanations of what is happening. Not one of my WHOMances unless you count being in love with stupidity...
The Peinforte WHOmances: IDIC

The Peinforte WHOmances: IDIC

The two most phallic characters in Doctor Who finally cross the streams...
The Peinforte WHOmances: Soothing the Savage Beast

The Peinforte WHOmances: Soothing the Savage Beast

More AI-Generated slash fun in the Whoniverse. This time: Worf and the Brigadier.
The Peinforte WHOmances: Hearts of Ice and Stone

The Peinforte WHOmances: Hearts of Ice and Stone

So in an effort to reclaim the ostensible remit of my Twitter Account, I fed an #AI a #DoctorWho slashfic prompt and it filled out the rest. I then made a cover based on the result for what I have dubbed the first of the Target #Whomances - I give thee "Hearts of Ice and Stone"
Loving the Pawn Star

Loving the Pawn Star

Because Xadium decided it would be amusing to threaten me with a Paisley / Chumlee of Pawn Stars fame pairing, I decided to envision this. (Click to see the horror)
The horrific life of Mr. Hankey at 120 Backstreet

The horrific life of Mr. Hankey at 120 Backstreet

The Dark side of Holmes / Watson Slashfic NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
That'll leave a Hog wart~

That'll leave a Hog wart~

“Oh that wand wasn’t made out of petrified wood...
Ho Dear

Ho Dear

​The principal difficulty, as I see it, in penning a compelling and captivating erotic scene featuring Hodor is that there are only so many ways one can reliably relate the varying stages of Hodor’s ecstasy via dialogue. To wit:
Lord of the Flings

Lord of the Flings

​“Show me your Bobbit-Hole,” Randalf requested slowly. Rodo dropped his trousers, unsure of the Wizard’s reasoning.
What Price Beauty

What Price Beauty

​“I’m afraid I cannot compute,” Commander Robot protested. “Don’t worry,” Elder Space Captain declared with supreme gravitas. “We’re just ensuring that all your functions are thoroughly debugged."
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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I generate for Twitter.