Diary of a Transformers n00b

Diary of a Transformers n00b

In December 2021 I was introduced to the world of Transformers, which I had only known in passing and by osmosis. Collected herein for posterity is my collection of Twitter reaction threads to the entirety of Western G1 Transformers. I hope you will find them amusing.

Forgive the huge PDFs, they were the only easy way to exfiltrate the data from Twitter. Season 3 is heavily split up because I was trying to preserve my health. 

Season Notes
Seasons 1 and 2 Seasons 1 and 2 + Scramble City 
The Movie The Transformers: The Bloodletting
Season 3 part 1 "Five Faces of Darkness" Part 1
EXTRA: Audio clip of Cyclonus begging (MP3)
Season 3 part 2 "Five Faces of Darkness" Part 2
Season 3 part 3 "Five Faces of Darkness" Part 3
Season 3 part 4 "Five Faces of Darkness" Part 4
Season 3 part 5 "Five Faces of Darkness" Part 5 through "Forever is a Long Time Coming"
Season 3 part 6 "Starscream's Ghost" through "Webworld." 
Season 3 part 6a A little bit that was cut off  re:the end of "Webworld."
Season 3 part 7 "Carnage in C-Minor" to "Grimlock's New Brain." 
Season 3 part 8 / Season 4 "Call of the Primitives" through "The Rebirth, Part 3" 
Omake Some bonus material (memes / observations on other series)
Paisley P. Peinforte

About Paisley P. Peinforte

Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, Paisley has become horribly corrupted by the world. She hates active voice and wished to god Twitter had an edit button but is now glad to be rid of that place. Dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all", she ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.

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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.

I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.