"Why don't you show me what you've got down there?" Paisley cooed, tracing a finger down Chumlee's shoulder.
"Sure," he gulped, moving his hands downward and pulling it out for her.
"Oh my," she gasped hotly, "you've got such a huge tool~"
"If you want it, it's all yours," Chumlee replied hotly. hefting it in his hands so she could get a closer look. "It's a Milwaukee 12 Amp SAWZALL Reciprocating Saw, and I can let you have it for $95 with case."
A hater of Active voice, Lady Peinforte is titled nobility of the nation of Sealand. Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, she has become horribly corrupted by the world, and is dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all". She ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.