My second book is out!

My second book is out!

This book is a labour of hate love inspired by the anecdotes of friends who have had the distinct displeasure of working in some of the most poorly managed tech companies in existence, who shall remain unnamed. The sheer dysfunction was so terrible I felt the need to synthesize their experiences into one "The Prince" like satirical instruction manual. (Though I am sure there are psychopaths out there who would consider this an invaluable holy grail). 

Read... enjoy(?) and be glad you don't work somewhere like this... or if you do, start planning to get out. 

I've included sample chapters below. 

101 Rules of Business Management for the Aspiring Corporate Don

Rich? Own a business? Tired of workers acting like they have rights and needs? Then you need this book to show you how to best wring the most out of them and make sure that you're getting the most profit for the least effort. After all, luxury yachts don't buy themselves.

Not rich? You can also use this book as a list of things to look out for in toxifying workplaces, and business owners can even use it as a manual for ideas to avoid when running a worker-friendly business.

Read a Sample
Purchase: Amazon UK
Purchase: Amazon US

Paisley P. Peinforte

About Paisley P. Peinforte

Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, Paisley has become horribly corrupted by the world. She hates active voice and wished to god Twitter had an edit button but is now glad to be rid of that place. Dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all", she ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.

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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.

I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.