My first book is now out! Introducing: Space Help! Interstellar Troubleshooters!

My first book is now out! Introducing: Space Help! Interstellar Troubleshooters!

It's taken me the better part of the hell-year 2020 to get this bit of silliness out the door, but the first child I am willing to own up to finally is out there ready to face the world. 

It's a story about a mismatched group of friends slumming in their spaceship coming to terms by being broke in the 51st century by trying to win a magical wish that can pay all their bills, and the inevitable consequences when their plans get totally hijacked by a sinister alien with his own maleficent agenda. 

A free preview of the first part of the book is here since Amazon doesn't let you peek inside for some reason. 

It'll be interesting to see what, if any response, it gets.  

It can be gotten here:

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Paisley P. Peinforte

About Paisley P. Peinforte

Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, Paisley has become horribly corrupted by the world. She hates active voice and wished to god Twitter had an edit button but is now glad to be rid of that place. Dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all", she ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.

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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I originally generated for Twitter but now do for Mastodon Threads Bluesky thanks to Twitter becoming a fascist hellscape.

I also have a sideproject doing art for my addition to Doctor Who fanon, Karnian Script which is a more sigil-based, witchy take on Galifreyan variants.