It's taken me the better part of the hell-year 2020 to get this bit of silliness out the door, but the first child I am willing to own up to finally is out there ready to face the world.
It's a story about a mismatched group of friends slumming in their spaceship coming to terms by being broke in the 51st century by trying to win a magical wish that can pay all their bills, and the inevitable consequences when their plans get totally hijacked by a sinister alien with his own maleficent agenda.
A free preview of the first part of the book is here since Amazon doesn't let you peek inside for some reason.
It'll be interesting to see what, if any response, it gets.
It can be gotten here: https://smile.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08RWFVCLW?sa-no-redirect=1
(US Link:https://smile.amazon.com/Space-Help-Interstellar-Troubleshooters-Celestial-ebook/dp/B08RWFVCLW/ )
A hater of Active voice, Lady Peinforte is titled nobility of the nation of Sealand. Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, she has become horribly corrupted by the world, and is dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all". She ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.