“Show me your Bobbit-Hole,” Randalf requested slowly.
Rodo dropped his trousers, unsure of the Wizard’s reasoning.
Then, with a start, he realized, sometimes one DID just enter Gordor.
“Well,” he gasped at the end of it all, “that was an unexpected journey, indeed.”
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