“Show me your Bobbit-Hole,” Randalf requested slowly.
Rodo dropped his trousers, unsure of the Wizard’s reasoning.
Then, with a start, he realized, sometimes one DID just enter Gordor.
“Well,” he gasped at the end of it all, “that was an unexpected journey, indeed.”
A hater of Active voice, Lady Peinforte is titled nobility of the nation of Sealand. Having successfully invaded both America and Canada from her home base in Windsor, she has become horribly corrupted by the world, and is dedicated to "creating the greatest 'Ship of them all". She ponders horribly terrible, idiotic things for your amusement.