“I’m afraid I cannot compute,” Commander Robot protested.
“Don’t worry,” Elder Space Captain declared with supreme gravitas. “We’re just ensuring that all your functions are thoroughly debugged."
"But I am fully… fully functional…” Commander Robot gasped in a rasping voice as the Algorithm inside his brain executed function DoSploogeComplete(); and he rapidly ejected a thin stream of WD-50 and other biologically unsafe lubricants from his glistening copper-tubing rod.
“I know,” Elder Space Captain cooed in pleasure as he used the liquids to polish his aged cranium to a bright spitshine. “I know."
Walking out of his chambers, Elder Space Captain entered the Space Treaty Negotiations, stunning everyone with his ruggedly good looks, his beauty secret safe within Commander Robot’s pocket-calculator brain.
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