SaaS Sucks, shows Sakura, sadly.

SaaS Sucks, shows Sakura, sadly.

So I dumped hours of my life into playing a mobile game. Unlocked everything, got all the rewards... ...And then the game got unceremoniously shut down... Cue my outr
Virtual Unreality

Virtual Unreality

So, after having finally upgraded my Samsung Phone, I got a free Gear VR as a Pre-order Bonus. Yes! Virtual Reality in the palm of my hand. As a true geek, I was unreasonably excited for this. Who hasn't dreamed of donning a headset and physically entering Cyberspace? It's a Cyberpunk dream. I got the package yesterday, and quickly set it up. And then I was terrified. not because the content was scary... but because it was too good. I, for the first time, understood what the Luddites probably felt. Oblige me as I explain...
A View of the Stormfront

A View of the Stormfront

​So Many puns I could have used here. “Welcome to the WHITE House” or “It’s going to be a WHITE Christmas.” But I chose a NeoNazi one because it’s more thematically apt...
Drumpf uber alles

Drumpf uber alles

​So my latest pet theory of the moment is that Donald Trump is A Bond Villain.
What if…?

What if…?

WARNING - Mostly Nonsense ahead. “I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill truly realized that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is just another page in history, isn’t it? Will this be the end of *our* civilization? Turn the page.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I generate for Twitter.