Silly Theory: Bill is Susan! (Series 10 spoilers, obviously)

Silly Theory: Bill is Susan! (Series 10 spoilers, obviously)

Writing this now so I can either be supremely smarmy about it if I'm right, or I can laugh at myself horribly if I'm wrong. Mind you, I hate overly ambitious fan theories in New Who...
Drumpf uber alles

Drumpf uber alles

​So my latest pet theory of the moment is that Donald Trump is A Bond Villain.
What if…?

What if…?

WARNING - Mostly Nonsense ahead. “I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill truly realized that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is just another page in history, isn’t it? Will this be the end of *our* civilization? Turn the page.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Random Shower thought

Random Shower thought

​That game / anime whatever where girls are ships and people think about either fucking them or them fucking each other…
Why things don’t work out.

Why things don’t work out.

​“I’ll give you want you want the most,” she moaned huskily to the Time Lord, narrowing her violet eyes and unbuttoning the top two buttons of her tight blouse, revealing her ample chest. “Excellent,” he intoned, pulling out a dataPADD that had a 20 digit number glowing on its screen...
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~explanation~

I'm a snarky, semi-horrible human being given to penning intentionally bad epic slashfiction involving improbable objects and individuals, with the ultimate ambition of befouling Kindle with it one day,which is ostensibly what this blog is for.

In practice, however, it tends to mainly be a circular file for my various thoughts and ideas, some whimsical and others not, in addition to my various Photoshop experiments, mainly collections of what I generate for Twitter.